I am a graduate of obedience school! Uncle Allie taught us a lot of things, but I found the other dogs there very distracting. Even so, I got a score of 141 out of 160 on the final exam! I was especially good at "heel" and "stand" and "sit". I didn't like to lie down for a long time, though; it was b-o-r-i-n-g.

There were much better things to do, like "sniff". Uncle Allie should have given me points for "sniff".